A groaner of a joke that needs a Scottish accent and knowledge of football

What do you call an machine gun carring heifer wearing a Celtic shirt with number 7 on the back?





A right-wing military coo.

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A groaner of a linguistics joke

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

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