A Friendly Message From Our Friends in Hell

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"Oh no! Who the fuck said that Hobobob was coming down here when he dies. That shit ain't happening. We don't have any homeless quarters down here. There aren't any SROs or sidewalks in Hell!!! Send him to where we send all the damned souls that we don't want here in the Stygian Depths...New Jersey! Send his ass to New Milford, New Jersey. Right in the parking lot of Brookchester Apartments! May his soul be damned to live the remainder of eternity there, but he ain't fucking coming down here. There's only room for one Satan, and he's red, with horns and acne. Fuck that fat shit! I'm putting gates up just like St. Peter does. We've got standards down here too you know. Hobobob, go the fuck home!!!"


Signed
Satan the Devil
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