Keep Your Eye on the Hotties

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Scarlett Johansson.

What the fuck automobile manu- facturing plant out of fucking DETROIT, Michigan welded that fucking body together? If she was a car, EVERYBODY, men and women, would want to drive her. What the fuck am I saying. She's a woman and EVERYBODY wants to fucking drive her. Did you see her and Gwenneth Paltrow on Iron Man 2? Didja? Holy shit! I almost lost a testicle!



First of all, Gwenneth is hot to begin with. She's always been so. But she's the little race car, like a Jaguar, or Lambour- ghini. Sleek, racy, hot, tight inside...well, you get the point. You see her, and you want to get behind the wheel and put her shiny ass down all around the town.  Then you turn around and you see Scarlett Johansson.



Not knocking Gwenneth...no slight to her at all. Like any man, I like both, and life would be heaven to have ONE of them, EITHER/OR. Although life will barely be sustainable to have BOTH of them. Then I can go ahead and die. That would be the problem of getting what you wish for in that instance. I'll just get up and die before I could even get my hands on them....oh, but back to Iron man 2 and Scarlett. If Scarlett Johansson was a car, she would be a formula one racer.



Now that's a chassis moving down the street that you don't see too often. In fact, these cars are not even MADE for the streets. Tell me the last time you saw a Formula One racecar rolling down the avenue in your neighborhood. Fuck, I live in New York and NEVER seen one. Maybe if you live in Indianapolis, MN you might see hundreds of 'em, but I ain't never seen shit, unless I went to a car show, and it was up on a pedestal with two hot honeys in bikini's draped all over it.



That's how you'll see Scarlett. You'll have to go to some premiere event, and they'll have her ass on some pedestal with bikini clad women draped all over her body. Now tell me, WRAP THAT image around your head and tell me if your jaw wouldn't hit the floor and your tongue roll out like a red carpet! That would be the hottest thing you would ever see in your life, and the last thing, next to a solar eclipse with the naked eye.



You know how you take care of that without going blind, right? You'd have to go up to them with your back to Scarlett and the ladies. Take two pieces of carboard. Now this is called the PINHOLE PROJECTION METHOD (Like you don't learn shit on this blog...). Punch a pin hole in the first piece of white cardboard, and hold it up next to your head, letting the light from the women pass over your shoulder. The light will pass through the pinhole and you hold the second piece of white cardboard in front of this one and they will be projected there. If you want their image brighter, move the second piece of cardboard closer to the pinhole, if you want  a larger image, move the second piece further away.



CAUTION: If Gwenneth Paltrow is ANY of the two bikini clad women with Scarlett, the pieces of cardboard MUST BE MADE OF LEAD, or instantaneous combustion of the pieces of carboard and YOU may occur.

That's why I've got Scarlett in the blog this week, as a tribute to her...oh...I forgot Gwenneth. Let me give her a call this week and see if she'll drop by and say: "Fuck Hobobob" too, like everyone else! Now I see by the passing page break that It's time for me to leave. Besides, I've got to get my people, to get my people, to call Gwenneth's people to call her people and get her over here to see my readers. The lengths that I go through for you guys.



And you're always saying , "Fuck Hobobob!" I shake my head.

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