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Well hellooo everybody, it's Eileen Ko Holle here wishing all of you still drunk people happy New Years, and for those of you who are sober enough to tell that it's days later, I have this weeks news story! Today, a suicidal man plummeted nine stories and survived in midtown Sunday when he landed on a trash heap that had piled up since last week's blizzard, officials said.
The New York Daily News of January 2nd, 2011 reported, Vangelis Kapatos, 26, jumped from his father's apartment in The Whitby building on W. 45th St. near Eighth Ave. a few minutes before noon. Cop sources said he had tried to take his life a number of other ways immediately before leaping. He was rushed to Bellevue Hospital Center, where he was in critical but stable condition early Sunday evening, police said. "He landed on a garbage pile," one official said. "That's the only reason he's alive." Cops said Kapatos' injuries were not life-threatening.
So of course, the fucking New York Sanitation department tries to put a spin on the fucking story, right? They say in the same article: The Sanitation Department suspended trash collection after the Dec. 26 snowstorm that paralyzed the city.
Do you really believe that shit? Then you're not really a New Yorker. The Sani- tation Depart- ment in New York will use ANY excuse not to come along and pick up your trash in this city. Today, it's the snow. Tomorrow it'll be a lost poodle. This poor guy jumping from the building was taking a chance that the Sanitation Department cleaned up his sidewalk. He was just making a point. Odds were in his favor that a mountain of garbage high enough to sustain his body from a ninth floor plummet would be there since the 26th was highly LIKELY.
This was a cry for help alright! This was a cry for someone to help get.... the foul-smelling heap - roughly 100 plastic bags...from in front of his door! When you live in the city, you have to read between the lines. We here in New York will get our point across, no matter the risks!
Finally, the police, who said that Hobobob was actually asleep in the pile and it was his body that broke Mr Kapatos' fall is not thinking about suing the city, because if it was not for the Sanitation Department NOT doing their job, he wouldn't have had such a warm shelter for the night. You see, things do go right in this great city when you take the time and stop to smell the garbage....
Right Bad Brad?
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Well hellooo everybody, it's Eileen Ko Holle here wishing all of you still drunk people happy New Years, and for those of you who are sober enough to tell that it's days later, I have this weeks news story! Today, a suicidal man plummeted nine stories and survived in midtown Sunday when he landed on a trash heap that had piled up since last week's blizzard, officials said.The New York Daily News of January 2nd, 2011 reported, Vangelis Kapatos, 26, jumped from his father's apartment in The Whitby building on W. 45th St. near Eighth Ave. a few minutes before noon. Cop sources said he had tried to take his life a number of other ways immediately before leaping. He was rushed to Bellevue Hospital Center, where he was in critical but stable condition early Sunday evening, police said. "He landed on a garbage pile," one official said. "That's the only reason he's alive." Cops said Kapatos' injuries were not life-threatening.
So of course, the fucking New York Sanitation department tries to put a spin on the fucking story, right? They say in the same article: The Sanitation Department suspended trash collection after the Dec. 26 snowstorm that paralyzed the city.
This was a cry for help alright! This was a cry for someone to help get.... the foul-smelling heap - roughly 100 plastic bags...from in front of his door! When you live in the city, you have to read between the lines. We here in New York will get our point across, no matter the risks!
Finally, the police, who said that Hobobob was actually asleep in the pile and it was his body that broke Mr Kapatos' fall is not thinking about suing the city, because if it was not for the Sanitation Department NOT doing their job, he wouldn't have had such a warm shelter for the night. You see, things do go right in this great city when you take the time and stop to smell the garbage....
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